Hammy's Questions For You
April 4, 2018 at 12:48 pm
(This post was last modified: April 4, 2018 at 12:50 pm by Edwardo Piet.)
1. Beef, turtles, or buttsex?
2. If you had to name your favorite hour of the day, which clothing would you wear?
3. Least favorite cheese?
4. Most favorite bees?
5. If dinosaurs never became extinct, would you currently be in the middle of having your gall bladder ripped open by a raptor?
5. If Wednesday were the 11th day of the month, how many fingers would I be holding up?
5. Poker, Lizard geckos or this should be question 6?
7. Poker, Lizard Geckos or frogs that play blackjack?
8. Horses or donkeys?
9. Donkeys or dinosaurs?
10. Fundamentalist Christian or 3.5 Billion Hammy clones starting their own mayo cult?
11. Mayo or salad cream?
12. Silliness or wackiness?
13. Wackiness or zaniness?
14. Zaniness or loopiness?
15. Music or poetry?
16. Film or TV?
17. Cucumbers used for the purpose of dildos or dildos used for the purpose of cucumbers?
18. Bipolar Bears or Borderlime Limes?
19. Lemon or lime?
20. Mint choc chip ice cream or lots and lots of buttsex?
21. Toffee ice cream or mint choc chip ice cream?
22. Toffee ice cream or buttsex?
22. Yogurt or autistic blackjack?
23. Poker or a 27 hour long game of monopoly that drives you batshit insane for about a week?
24. The color yellow or the sound of a fart?
25. So much yellow everywhere so bright your eyes fall out, or so little farting you see the doctor about it?
26. Complete lack of farting due to missing bowel or "Eat more beans"?
27. Doctor or vet?
28. Vet or real doctor?
29. Insult towards vets or Hammy being a silly twatface?
30. Silly twatface or tasty vaginahead?
31. Did you enjoy wasting your time answering these questions?
31.a. Are you sad that they're not finished yet?
32. Is time you enjoyed wasting not wasted time, or is it incorrect to say you enjoyed wasting it if by doing so it was not a waste of time?
33. Dandruff all over your freshly shaved head or microscopic invisible skin flakes falling off your butt into your cup of coffee and you only notice just after you took a sip of it?
2. If you had to name your favorite hour of the day, which clothing would you wear?
3. Least favorite cheese?
4. Most favorite bees?
5. If dinosaurs never became extinct, would you currently be in the middle of having your gall bladder ripped open by a raptor?
5. If Wednesday were the 11th day of the month, how many fingers would I be holding up?
5. Poker, Lizard geckos or this should be question 6?
7. Poker, Lizard Geckos or frogs that play blackjack?
8. Horses or donkeys?
9. Donkeys or dinosaurs?
10. Fundamentalist Christian or 3.5 Billion Hammy clones starting their own mayo cult?
11. Mayo or salad cream?
12. Silliness or wackiness?
13. Wackiness or zaniness?
14. Zaniness or loopiness?
15. Music or poetry?
16. Film or TV?
17. Cucumbers used for the purpose of dildos or dildos used for the purpose of cucumbers?
18. Bipolar Bears or Borderlime Limes?
19. Lemon or lime?
20. Mint choc chip ice cream or lots and lots of buttsex?
21. Toffee ice cream or mint choc chip ice cream?
22. Toffee ice cream or buttsex?
22. Yogurt or autistic blackjack?
23. Poker or a 27 hour long game of monopoly that drives you batshit insane for about a week?
24. The color yellow or the sound of a fart?
25. So much yellow everywhere so bright your eyes fall out, or so little farting you see the doctor about it?
26. Complete lack of farting due to missing bowel or "Eat more beans"?
27. Doctor or vet?
28. Vet or real doctor?
29. Insult towards vets or Hammy being a silly twatface?
30. Silly twatface or tasty vaginahead?
31. Did you enjoy wasting your time answering these questions?
31.a. Are you sad that they're not finished yet?
32. Is time you enjoyed wasting not wasted time, or is it incorrect to say you enjoyed wasting it if by doing so it was not a waste of time?
33. Dandruff all over your freshly shaved head or microscopic invisible skin flakes falling off your butt into your cup of coffee and you only notice just after you took a sip of it?
