I had a couple of snappy replies, but then a thought hit me like a bolt of lightning- why not ask a medical professional! Maybe not Beccs- she has a sharp solution that might be disturbing. Besides, Neo has one of those click counters to record how many times in a given day that she mentions sharp edges. Did I tell you all that I just got a new DeWalt Scroll saw (the one with the 20" throat (die in a fire, Linda Lovelace!). I can perform all kinds of butchery with it, and it's easy to clean, as well. 
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
