Don't blame me for these questions as I didn't write them.
Do you pee in the shower : Yes.
Do you like the smell of your own farts : Yes.
Do you look back at what you tripped over so that observers will know it wasn't your fault : Yes.
Do you sleep on your back, front or side : Front.
What's your favourite non-food smell (apart from your own farts) : Fresh cut lawn.
Would you sleep with Little Lunch : Yes.
Do you know how a car engine works : No.
Are you more smart or more funny or just great in general : Great in general.
What's your favourite omelette ingredients : Egg, cheese, pumpkin and shallots.
What's your favourite pick up line : Your lips are like red wine and I may get a little tipsy tonight.
What's your Chinese Zodiac sign : Pig.
Why is a duck : An ice cream because motorbikes don't have doors.
If the name of your first pet was your first name and the name of your street of birth was your last name, what is your porn star name : Chippy Bowman.
Would you ever use the word 'cunt' in a sentence : Yes.
What would you prefer to drink ~ wine, beer or spirits : Spirits
What's your illicit drug of choice : Marijuana Skunk.
Have you ever driven a tractor : Yes.
Have you ever driven a tractor off road whilst drunk just to get within walking distance of the pub : Yes.
What's your bank account details : National Australia Bank, Account number 458729387, Branch number 568390.
Do you pee in the shower : Yes.
Do you like the smell of your own farts : Yes.
Do you look back at what you tripped over so that observers will know it wasn't your fault : Yes.
Do you sleep on your back, front or side : Front.
What's your favourite non-food smell (apart from your own farts) : Fresh cut lawn.
Would you sleep with Little Lunch : Yes.
Do you know how a car engine works : No.
Are you more smart or more funny or just great in general : Great in general.
What's your favourite omelette ingredients : Egg, cheese, pumpkin and shallots.
What's your favourite pick up line : Your lips are like red wine and I may get a little tipsy tonight.
What's your Chinese Zodiac sign : Pig.
Why is a duck : An ice cream because motorbikes don't have doors.
If the name of your first pet was your first name and the name of your street of birth was your last name, what is your porn star name : Chippy Bowman.
Would you ever use the word 'cunt' in a sentence : Yes.
What would you prefer to drink ~ wine, beer or spirits : Spirits
What's your illicit drug of choice : Marijuana Skunk.
Have you ever driven a tractor : Yes.
Have you ever driven a tractor off road whilst drunk just to get within walking distance of the pub : Yes.
What's your bank account details : National Australia Bank, Account number 458729387, Branch number 568390.
