(December 17, 2018 at 10:26 pm)ignoramus Wrote:(December 17, 2018 at 8:03 am)wyzas Wrote: I think that to stop the effect you'll need to create a way that the capsaicin contaminated poop never interacts with the neurons in your anal orifice. That probably means insertion of some kind of "pooping tube" prior to evacuation. If you grease the outside of the tube it might provide an additional physical barrier in case of leaking around the initial tube/poop interface.
Please note that the tube will probably need some sort of restraining feature to keep it in place thru the event. When you're bearing down the last thing you'd want would be accidental early poop tube ejection. You'd just end up fishing, and then your fingers will burn.
Another thought is to take a shit load (see what I did there?) of laxatives after ingestion. Probably recommend a combination of hyperosmotic and stimulant. At least that should reduce the amount of direct contact of capsaicin/neuron by decreasing evacuation time and thru capsaicin concentration dilution.
I'm sure we're all rooting for you Iggy.
Thanks Mark, for the detailed support!
OK, I took a few laxatives, I've cut 6 inches of garden hose, stuck it up there nice and firm, now what?
I feel like a cappaccino machine! Actually it's not too bad! Who wants 2 fresh Hot Chocolates?!
The big test now is to actually eat another hot Subway before performing this procedure!
Iggy being Serious?! Do you guys even know me?(but the ring burn was very real)
"Hot Subway"!? Dafuq does Subway make that even comes close to "hot", except by temperature!? I regularly use a large squirt of Sriracha sauce to cauterize my chronically swollen hemorrhoids, but I don't see that at any Subway "restaurant" around where I live.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
