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Don' t insult the seller.
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Don' t insult the seller.
It can cost you extra.

A few weeks ago, I came home and found a note stuck in my door.

Some guy was interested in buying my Chevy S10 4x4 - a ratty old work truck I had parked next to the barn. I had been considering selling it - so I called the number he left.

Talking to the guy - he struck me as a dipshit. He cemented that, when I asked him what he was thinking of - price wise. ( after all, I wasn't advertising it as being for sale).

"How does FREE sound?"

Uhhh.. It sounds like the wrong answer - but thanks for playing..

Click !!!! I hang up.

I make a quick note of the guy' s number - and memorize the last 4 digits.

...

A couple weeks go by - and I decide to sell - and put it online for "x".

I park it out front with a for sale sign.

Sure as shit - the dipshit is the first to call. He offered 1/2 " x"...

Wrong answer.

He' s called several more times - whining, and offering a few pence more each time.

I have one girl who has offered " almost X" - and will probably take that..

I'm holding out for the dipshit to call back offering " X", so I can tell him that for him - it' s X +......


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Messages In This Thread
Don' t insult the seller. - by onlinebiker - January 17, 2019 at 10:10 am
RE: Don' t insult the seller. - by Yonadav - January 17, 2019 at 10:31 am
RE: Don' t insult the seller. - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - January 17, 2019 at 10:39 am
RE: Don' t insult the seller. - by onlinebiker - January 17, 2019 at 12:53 pm
RE: Don' t insult the seller. - by Gawdzilla Sama - January 17, 2019 at 12:58 pm
RE: Don' t insult the seller. - by onlinebiker - January 17, 2019 at 2:03 pm
RE: Don' t insult the seller. - by Gawdzilla Sama - January 17, 2019 at 3:25 pm
RE: Don' t insult the seller. - by The Valkyrie - January 17, 2019 at 5:54 pm
RE: Don' t insult the seller. - by onlinebiker - January 17, 2019 at 5:58 pm

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