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One Line Insult quotes.
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One Line Insult quotes.
I have an idea: put your favourite one line insult quotes here!

That can either be in text form or by posting a youtube clip of an insult (if you can find one).

Oh and by the way I think we should stick at one insult per post....perhaps?

My first insult is: Arnold Rimmer - Red Dwarf. "Look, we all have something to bring to this discussion. But I think from now on the thing you should bring is silence."

- From top 25 BBC insults.

P.S: Obviously the reason why I've wrote more than just the one insult it's because I was introducing the topic!

Insult away!

P.P.S: I suggest the insults be quotes but maybe we could invent our own.

Also this is meant to be examples of insults....it's not meant to be directed at me or anyone else lolTongue
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#2
RE: One Line Insult quotes.
"Belgium man! Belgium!" - Zaphod Beeblebrox, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy

(If you don't understand it, listen to the radio series)
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#3
RE: One Line Insult quotes.
I don't need to read a book when I go to bed, I just glance through my brain for half an hour.

You go to pieces so fast people get hit by the shrapnel.
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RE: One Line Insult quotes.
A couple from my extensive collection (I like to collect quotes) Smile

Quote:"Why not join the rest of the human race and evolve some intelligence?"
"The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn’t coming!"

And then there's a few really stunning ones like Sir Winston Churchill:

Quote:Lady Astor to Winston Churchill: "If you were my husband I'd give you poison."
Churchill to Lady Astor: "If you were my wife, I'd drink it."

and

"A modest little person, with much to be modest about."

This one's good too, "I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it."
- Groucho Marx

Kyu
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#5
RE: One Line Insult quotes.
Blackadder quotes:

On Bob: You are a girl. And you are a girl with as much talent for disguise as a giraffe in dark glasses trying to get into a polar-bears-only golf club.
On Percy: The eyes are open, the mouth moves, but Mr. Brain has long since departed, eh Perce?
(After Percy, trying to make gold out of base metals, discovers a green substance which he calls "Green" he fashioned jewerly out of it) Percy, how many people are going to want jewerly which looks as if you've sneezed on your shirt?
On Baldrick: To you, Baldrick, the Renaissance is just something that happened to other people, isn't it!
On Nursie: [Nursie] is a mad, fat old woman with an udder fixation
On Prince George: He has a brain the size of a weasel's wedding tackle!
On the Scarlet Pimpernel: He's the most overrated human being since Judas Iscariot won the AD 31 best disciple competition.
On Mrs. Miggins: (standing with Mrs. Miggins and Baldrick) Mrs. M, if we were the last three humans on Earth, I'd be trying to start a family with Baldrick!
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RE: One Line Insult quotes.
To Baldrick: They say that God created Man in his own image. Well, in our case God, in yours, God knows, but I'd be surprised if he's won any design awards.
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RE: One Line Insult quotes.
Yeah that one rocks tooTongue I dunno where to find them on the net....
I've heard them all but I can't remember them all untill I see/hear them again.
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