Probably the penis spider bite when I was around 10 to 12, and only funny now in hindsight. Was staying with the grandparents for the summer so first had to show it to grandma. By the time I got scared enough to do show and tell it looked like an angry bell clapper. She didn't say much more than "oh my" and whisked we off to the doctor.
Then at the doctor, after the steroid shot, an attractive young nurse was instructed to give me hot and cold packs. Felt like it lasted hours, and the erection didn't help. Neither did the constant smiling.
I suppose the streaking events in high school count, but many people have those tales.
Then at the doctor, after the steroid shot, an attractive young nurse was instructed to give me hot and cold packs. Felt like it lasted hours, and the erection didn't help. Neither did the constant smiling.
I suppose the streaking events in high school count, but many people have those tales.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
