The Adam & Eve Myth - Origins

[Nay_Sayer]

It would seem you are the one lacking desire to learn. You dismiss my faith because its truths make you uncomfortable. That is a problem only you can remedy.

It is also why you refer to my posts as containing puns when the reality is they are divinely inspired truths and it is you who are wallowing in the pig excrement filled squalor that is your false faith and close-mindedness.

Thoughts and prayers.

RAmen

Perfect example of what I was talking about...

You want the accolades of knowing what is and what is not divinely inspired, not for the sake of know there is a god, but to use an authority or to use the written word to put someone into check, but alas, you are far to ignorant of any written work to to silence anyone on a topic. so you resort to what? Name calling and more self deluded expertise and 'education?'

why would anyone consider anything you wrote as being inspired by anything beside a second rate poorly thought out imagination? Again you think you are drawing parallels between reality and religion, but all you are doing is showcasing how little you real know about the basic/fundamentals of this religion. It's almost like watching a 13 year olds version of the broadway play "the book of mormon." You get all of the fart jokes, you remember to cuss god, but anything over your head.. you pretend is not there. s when you bring your synopsis to the table, your offering is... barely tenable and equally incoherent most of the time.

Why? because douche bag, you have to really understand that which you seek to parody. you have to know the material better than the religious know the material. again, you don't. you have middle schoolers grasp of a subject you simply hate. and it shows.

Know this kind of blind hate 50 years ago would have placed you in the clan. because like them, you do not even understand the focus of your hate. you are simply ok hating ith the group think you are apart of. you have harsh feelings based on little to nothing scriptural. you just don't like the idea of God or god's people living in your world.. like wise 50 years ago it was ok just not to like the idea of black people living in your world. you are just the modern 'moral' bigot.



Again, you mimic those who have put in the time to be able to quote and memorize texts of which you are completely unfamiliar with. and your strongest objection is little more than a plea to your own vanity (to help you feel better about your contributions here) and an attempt to attack me personally. I on the other hand showed you have no academic or even philosophical reason to display such vitriol against Christian outside of common group think hatred. Change my mind/prove me wrong.

I"m not surprised you've delved into needless name calling but if we must, have a read, witless imbecile;

Once again like a broken record or more aptly like a man struggling with inadequacies  you falsely label my prose as mimicry and again I must tell you, as slowly as I can since apparently, your reading comprehension is nil to naught;

I only spread the gospel truth. Your unwillingness to accept this is a byproduct of what I can only assume was abusive indoctrination as a child.

Yet still, I and all Pastafarians will welcome you with open arms, open minds, and open hearts should you ever find your way out of the dark fog and bile you bury yourself in.

Bless. RAmen