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I love the 10 commandments
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I love the 10 commandments
https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?se...ersion=NIV

its so stupid the things these silly people believe

Hehe Hehe Hilarious Hilarious Hilarious Hilarious Hilarious Hilarious

Exodus 34:10-28

10 Then the Lord said: “I am making a covenant with you. Before all your people I will do wonders never before done in any nation in all the world. The people you live among will see how awesome is the work that I, the Lord, will do for you.
11 Obey what I command you today.

now for the commandments Read

14 Do not worship any other god, for the Lord, whose name is Jealous, is a jealous God. (1)
17 “Do not make any idols. (2)
18 “Celebrate the Festival of Unleavened Bread. For seven days eat bread made without yeast, as I commanded you. Do this at the appointed time in the month of Aviv, for in that month you came out of Egypt. (3)
19 “The first offspring of every womb belongs to me, including all the firstborn males of your livestock, whether from herd or flock. 20 Redeem the firstborn donkey with a lamb, but if you do not redeem it, break its neck. Redeem all your firstborn sons. (4)
21 “Six days you shall labor, but on the seventh day you shall rest; even during the plowing season and harvest you must rest.(5)
22 “Celebrate the Festival of Weeks with the firstfruits of the wheat harvest, and the Festival of Ingathering at the turn of the year. (6)

23 Three times a year all your men are to appear before the Sovereign Lord, the God of Israel. (7)
25 “Do not offer the blood of a sacrifice to me along with anything containing yeast, and do not let any of the sacrifice from the Passover Festival remain until morning. (8)
26 “Bring the best of the firstfruits of your soil to the house of the Lord your God. (9)
    “Do not cook a young goat in its mother’s milk.” (10)

27 Then the Lord said to Moses, “Write down these words, for in accordance with these words I have made a covenant with you and with Israel.” 28 Moses was there with the Lord forty days and forty nights without eating bread or drinking water. And he wrote on the tablets the words of the covenant—the Ten Commandments.

DING DING DING DING!!!!!! Wacky 

these are the LAWS humanity NEEDS to live by according to the supreme being.



POWER!!!!.. UNLIMITED POWER!!!!!
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I love the 10 commandments - by Cepheus Ace - November 21, 2019 at 3:20 am
RE: I love the 10 commandments - by ignoramus - November 21, 2019 at 3:38 am
RE: I love the 10 commandments - by no one - November 21, 2019 at 3:38 am
RE: I love the 10 commandments - by Belacqua - November 21, 2019 at 5:20 am
RE: I love the 10 commandments - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - November 21, 2019 at 7:21 am
RE: I love the 10 commandments - by Belacqua - November 21, 2019 at 8:30 am
RE: I love the 10 commandments - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - November 21, 2019 at 8:44 am
RE: I love the 10 commandments - by Belacqua - November 21, 2019 at 8:49 am
RE: I love the 10 commandments - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - November 21, 2019 at 9:06 am
RE: I love the 10 commandments - by Belacqua - November 21, 2019 at 5:48 pm
RE: I love the 10 commandments - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - November 22, 2019 at 8:00 am
RE: I love the 10 commandments - by The Grand Nudger - November 21, 2019 at 9:23 am
RE: I love the 10 commandments - by EgoDeath - November 21, 2019 at 3:33 pm
RE: I love the 10 commandments - by Nay_Sayer - November 21, 2019 at 3:37 pm
RE: I love the 10 commandments - by The Grand Nudger - November 22, 2019 at 1:45 pm
RE: I love the 10 commandments - by Fake Messiah - November 23, 2019 at 12:11 am
RE: I love the 10 commandments - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - November 23, 2019 at 7:49 am
RE: I love the 10 commandments - by Prycejosh1987 - February 9, 2020 at 2:42 pm
RE: I love the 10 commandments - by arewethereyet - February 9, 2020 at 2:58 pm
RE: I love the 10 commandments - by GUBU - February 9, 2020 at 3:09 pm
RE: I love the 10 commandments - by Abaddon_ire - February 9, 2020 at 4:28 pm
RE: I love the 10 commandments - by The Valkyrie - February 9, 2020 at 6:38 pm
RE: I love the 10 commandments - by Gawdzilla Sama - February 10, 2020 at 8:36 am
RE: I love the 10 commandments - by Mister Agenda - February 10, 2020 at 10:30 am
RE: I love the 10 commandments - by Duty - February 9, 2020 at 2:47 pm
RE: I love the 10 commandments - by The Grand Nudger - February 10, 2020 at 7:54 am
RE: I love the 10 commandments - by The Grand Nudger - February 10, 2020 at 9:36 am

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