Write your own commandments

[BrokenQuill92]

Now I know Hitchens did this already but I felt he left bases uncovered! So I want to everybody's own version of the Ten Commandments.

1. If she/he/they doesn't say no don't assume yes

2. Deodorant is your friend as is soap/water

3. Unless asked for your two cents MYOB, no wants your shitty opinion

4. Unless they're trying hurt you or your loved ones try not to kill people. If you do, oh well. Shit happens.

5. Wine and chocolate are a weekly necessity

6. Only morons don't like to read

7. My body is mine. So shut up.

8. Monogamy isn't for everyone

9. Have at least one hobby, everyone needs a little peace

10. When humans suck turn to your pet or other suitable bit of fluffiness/scaliness

http://youtu.be/x9weXGtCk7c

[Longhorn]

1. Try your hardest not to be a cunt

[ignoramus]

2) Try your hardest to not lie a lot

[rado84]

1. Do not hurt/kill people who don't try to hurt/kill you.
2. Do not have affairs with your closest friends' GFs of BFs.
3. Address to people the same manner they address to you. Meaning if someone addresses to me politely, I'll address to them the same manner.
4. Do not obey any rules you don't agree with. (Which is why I always ignore dresscode rules, for instance)
5. If it's not urgent, leave the job for later. (The only two things I do immediately are hardware support for my computer and having sex when called for that)
6. Do not give up your personal freedom for anything in the world. Not even for love. (Which means if someone tried to forbid me of meeting and talking to my friends, I'd break up with them immediately, no matter how much I love them)
7. Do not brainwash people and do not let them be brainwashed by others.

[robvalue]

Your number 4 kind of undermines all your commandments there

1. Think to yourself, "What would the God of the bible do in this situation?"
2. Do the opposite.

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

'1.  Thou shalt be loyal and faithful to the provider of thy nookie.
2.  Try not to kill anyone.' - George Carlin

Boru

[ignoramus]

3) never procrastinate unless it's ok to do next Tuesday fortnight

[Mr.wizard]

Thou shall not work on the Sabbath, because that day shall be devoted to watching football!!!

[vorlon13]

Thou shalt not fucking cherry pick MY HOLY SCRIPTURES YOU SLACKER BACKSLIDING LIBERAL BLASPHEMING ASSHOLE !!!   Either comport with all my SACRED BULLSHIT or GET THE HELL OUT MY CHURCH and go join the GODDAMN ATHEISTS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THUS SAITH THE LORD YOUR GOD !!!

[polar bear]

Thou shall not fart in public, unless there is a dog around you can blame it on.