(April 18, 2020 at 5:54 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:(April 17, 2020 at 11:30 pm)Rev. Rye Wrote: You know how scientists are trying to turn every crazy and fucked up technology to ever fuck up an episode of Black Mirror? This is even worse.
How is this worse? Because there was an Adult Swim Informercial about this sort of thing, and it led to the company in question becoming a sex offender (yes, the company itself is given the status of sex offender) for doing that exact thing:
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I wouldn't have it in my house, just because of the name. A toilet isn't 'smart' unless it can:
1. Do my taxes.
2. Remind me to buy eggs when that's what I went to get in the first place and came home without.
3. Come up with an answer to the wife's question, 'Which one of my friends do you think is the prettiest?' that won't result in a fight.
Boru
Point 3 is a trap! Right now in a galaxy far, far away, a fish man is yelling "It's a trap!"
It's right up there with "does this make my arse look fat?"
To which a brave (or suicidal) man replies, "no, your arse makes your arse look fat."
Dying to live, living to die.
