'Ok, guys, I'm going away for a few days. When I come back, I don't want to see any eggs around here, get me? I don't care WHAT you have to do - paint them, hide them, whatever. Just no fucking eggs, understand?' - Jesus of Nazareth, c. 30 CE
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‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson