These are not the droids you' re looking for....

[Angrboda]

I had a cop talk himself out of giving me a ticket back in '85.  Second husband and I had just got married and made our way back down to Sierra Vista, AZ to visit some friends for a few days. After a solo visit I was on my way back to where we were staying, driving on the bypass.  Cop pulled me.  I was speeding.  He asked for all the usual paperwork and I told him that the names didn't match as we had just gotten married.  

He went on to ask if I had ever driven the car before, I said I hadn't.  He went on this long thing about how maybe husband had put different tires on the car and that could have an effect on the speedometer and let me go.

No clue what he was babbling about but I didn't even get a warning.  It was really weird.

Pretty wimmens get away with a lot...