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When the Lord committed infanticide
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RE: When the Lord committed infanticide
(June 18, 2011 at 9:44 am)HighlandFlame Wrote: I love a joke as much as the next Satanic cretin, but I didn't come here for you to entertain your quirky being on the internet.

That's okay. My friend Larry didn't go to the bar to die... but he did so anyway. Events have a way of not occurring as planned Heart

Quote:Tequila and eternal poon to you for enjoying yourself, but I have to say, I came here seeking something other than your self merriment. Thanks for replying to me, but my agenda on this side was never preempted upon the merriment and mirth of your cyber-silliness.

*Dumps the Tequila down the drain where it belongs*

*Sells the eternal poon for even more money*

I come here seeking my self-merriment, and my agenda is to have a good time with people I (in general) like. Tiger

Quote:Looking forward to your corny/off topic reply.

I am looked forward to! Heart I knew this day would come soon™! Heart Soon™, every knee will bow and every tongue shall wag in worship of Her Highness, Aerzia Saerules Arktuos!

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Quote:Regards

Immensely disappointed in your ilk.

That's okay. I'm disappointed in my ilk too. Most of them are poor and have no class.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mv_iLL4ap...re=related

Quote:You can find me here at: stopentertainingyourselfyounarcissisticfuckwit@whydidibother.co.org/jiz-you'remissingthepoint.bored

if you would like to partake in your meaningless poop any further.

Clap

I can also find you here, at this forum, for you have considerable body fat. And you are an orphan (which is terrible).

When I poop, tis not meaningless... tis the ejection of greatness from a great being. I actively sell my poop by the brick for hundreds of thousands of american dollars (not russian rubles).
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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Messages In This Thread
RE: When the Lord committed infanticide - by Taylor - May 30, 2011 at 5:49 am
RE: When the Lord committed infanticide - by Violet - May 30, 2011 at 6:05 am
RE: When the Lord committed infanticide - by Taylor - May 30, 2011 at 6:13 am
RE: When the Lord committed infanticide - by Violet - May 30, 2011 at 3:10 pm
RE: When the Lord committed infanticide - by Arcturus - May 30, 2011 at 11:17 am
RE: When the Lord committed infanticide - by RAD - June 1, 2011 at 1:04 am
RE: When the Lord committed infanticide - by the6dead - June 1, 2011 at 9:09 pm
RE: When the Lord committed infanticide - by Violet - June 2, 2011 at 4:32 am
RE: When the Lord committed infanticide - by Jaysyn - June 2, 2011 at 4:00 pm
RE: When the Lord committed infanticide - by the6dead - June 1, 2011 at 11:08 pm
RE: When the Lord committed infanticide - by the6dead - June 2, 2011 at 10:37 am
RE: When the Lord committed infanticide - by the6dead - June 2, 2011 at 2:53 pm
RE: When the Lord committed infanticide - by Violet - June 17, 2011 at 3:52 am
RE: When the Lord committed infanticide - by Violet - June 18, 2011 at 2:09 pm
RE: When the Lord committed infanticide - by Rwandrall - June 19, 2011 at 4:20 pm
RE: When the Lord committed infanticide - by Minimalist - June 19, 2011 at 4:23 pm
RE: When the Lord committed infanticide - by Rwandrall - June 19, 2011 at 4:46 pm
RE: When the Lord committed infanticide - by Aura - June 19, 2011 at 5:00 pm

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