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"I prayed to the Lord and God said ‘Open up a pot shop'"

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"I prayed to the Lord and God said ‘Open up a pot shop'"
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"I prayed to the Lord and God said ‘Open up a pot shop'"
February 26, 2014 at 9:06 pm
God told this man to open up a pot shop.

The guy's like Santa, only for the pot though.

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RE: "I prayed to the Lord and God said ‘Open up a pot shop'"
February 26, 2014 at 9:27 pm (This post was last modified: February 26, 2014 at 9:27 pm by Mudhammam.)
(February 26, 2014 at 9:06 pm)Dark Fatal Knight Wrote: God told this man to open up a pot shop.

The guy's like Santa, only for the pot though.

Thoughts?

Must be some pretty dank shit.
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RE: "I prayed to the Lord and God said ‘Open up a pot shop'"
February 26, 2014 at 9:37 pm
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RE: "I prayed to the Lord and God said ‘Open up a pot shop'"
February 27, 2014 at 1:01 pm
It's about damn time god told people to do something useful instead of bombing abortion clinics, shouting gibberish (aka speaking in tongues) and constantly voting Republican.
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RE: "I prayed to the Lord and God said ‘Open up a pot shop'"
February 27, 2014 at 1:33 pm
We're not talking pottery here are we.

Didn't follow the link but its an educated guess.
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February 27, 2014 at 1:36 pm
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