Just burned a shitload of spam dumped by some twat ironically called superstrong or something. A million reports are not exactly what you want to see as soon as you log in.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'