Thanks, guruhelper03, but I'll use my own love spells if it's all the same to you. I mean, it's not like they actually work or anything, but that only makes them better than yours.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'