Well as someone once said, in an ideal world spammers would be in jail, sharing a cell with many men who have enlarged their penises, taken Viagra and are looking for a new relationship.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'