You'd think it's the kind of thing that ought to go without saying, but then we live in a world where people have to be told that shampoo is for external use only.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'