I'm going to start making ones up. Yours are too cool. Mine are like "I used to bite my fingernails until my fingers would bleed, thus requiring me to put capsaicin on them."
Ummmm. I used to date Taylor Swift.
On another note, is Craigslist a good place to sell bridges?
Ummmm. I used to date Taylor Swift.
On another note, is Craigslist a good place to sell bridges?
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan