RE: Tell me more about _______?
January 18, 2014 at 1:50 am
(This post was last modified: January 18, 2014 at 1:52 am by Tartarus Sauce.)
1. I am a 6ft' 2', 215lb anthropomorphic cat.
2. My middle name is Argomethatrapussums (The Great)
3. If I place butter toasted on my back with the buttered side face-up, I can operate as a feline hovercraft, twirling through the air.
4. I require 5 live offerings per day (human or animal), otherwise, I smite a random Latin America village by conjuring up a meteor storm.
5. I like boobs.
6. Everything I listed above is true.
7. This sentence is false.
8. Oh, and I like my bacon chewy and fatty, not crispy.
2. My middle name is Argomethatrapussums (The Great)
3. If I place butter toasted on my back with the buttered side face-up, I can operate as a feline hovercraft, twirling through the air.
4. I require 5 live offerings per day (human or animal), otherwise, I smite a random Latin America village by conjuring up a meteor storm.
5. I like boobs.
6. Everything I listed above is true.
7. This sentence is false.
8. Oh, and I like my bacon chewy and fatty, not crispy.
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