(March 13, 2014 at 4:39 pm)Clueless Morgan Wrote:(March 13, 2014 at 2:03 pm)Bad Writer Wrote: Reinterpreting history seems to be a popular phenomenon lately. He's about as believable as that story about Lincoln being a Vampire hunter.
W-w-wh-wha... you mean he's not a vampire hunter?!?!
Of course not! Vampire slayers are always female, like Buffy, Kendra, Faith, Fray, etc.
That's MISTER Godless Vegetarian Tree Hugging Hippie Liberal to you.