Peanut Gallery Commentary on the Staff Log of Bannings and such like.

[Fireball]

I guess it's the internet equivalent of those sad, lonely people who masturbate in the bushes and call people over to look.   My eldest sister was waiting for a bus, on her way to jury duty and that happened. I forget why her car wasn't working, but her husband worked late that day getting it fixed so that she didn't have to ride the bus again.

A friend of mine was walking through Sydney one night with a group of friends when a guy pulled up in a car, masturbating, and asked if someone wanted to help.

They laughed their heads off at him.

Too bad that you (probably) have laws against open containers of alcohol on the street. It would have been pretty funny for someone to agitate a bottle of beer and "put out the fire", so to speak, with the foam spray. I've "won" a couple of bar fights that way.