My de-converted re-conversion

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

I'll keep it simple as I don't think we need too many people as intelligent as me.

Or as humble, no doubt.

I use to believe in Satan, now I believe in God.

You've swapped athlete's foot for gingivitis.

The very physical laws of balance that govern our universe that is what is worth worshiping.

Sorry, can't see myself building an altar to F = ma.

Your family and friends, their health and safety, but MOST IMPORTANTLY... YOUR HEALTH AND SAFETY.

No, there are people in my life whose health and safety is more important than my own. My apologies for not having reached your level of egocentricity.

Common sense is GODLY.

Amazing how often people tack 'godly' onto something and expect other to fall about in stunned awe.

I personally have met God in the flesh

You haven't, you know.

so for me to become an atheist (which I already am) would pretty much be pointless as conversion like the universe has no meaning.

I agree with you about the 'pointless' bit, anyroad.

I really hope no one else understands this because at the end of the day ,

Wishes do come true.

it's my secret, my love.

If it's a secret, why are you pestering us with it?

God is the best of us all.

Nope. not even in the top ten.

Be yourself, be true to yourself.

Unless you can be Batman.

Smoke, drink alcohol, reproduce, enjoy your video games and protect what you love with violence IF NECESSARY.

You're one for five.

Everything in balance.

Never fallen off a skateboard, have you?

Don't try to make yourself into God. You can't.

Agreed. I also can't make myself into a llama or a diamond-studded codpiece.

I love you all.

You don't, you know.

Boru