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Suicide
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RE: Suicide
(December 16, 2014 at 9:30 pm)Drich Wrote: How many national governments does the United states have governing the country's affairs?
1
How many branches of the one government does the government have?
Executive
Judicial
Legislative
(3)

How many Gods are there?
1
Of the one God how many individuals?
Father
Son
Holy Spirit.
(3)

What is so hard about that?

How many branches of the one government does the government have?
Executive - 1
Judicial - 9
Legislative - 435+100+5+1=546
(556)

Of the one God how many individuals?
Father - I assume one
Son - I assume one, but then you got the Judicial branch wrong.
Holy Spirit. - I assume one, but then you got the Legislative branch wrong.
(3)

OK. I got this now. There are three separate gods that together belong to the god government. The father is the pres, the son is the court and the spirit is the law.
You make people miserable and there's nothing they can do about it, just like god.
-- Homer Simpson

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-- Superintendent Chalmers

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-- Ned Flanders

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Suicide - by IATIA - December 14, 2014 at 10:40 am
RE: Suicide - by robvalue - December 14, 2014 at 10:42 am
RE: Suicide - by IATIA - December 14, 2014 at 10:44 am
RE: Suicide - by robvalue - December 14, 2014 at 10:45 am
RE: Suicide - by Drich - December 14, 2014 at 11:03 am
RE: Suicide - by The Valkyrie - December 14, 2014 at 8:03 pm
RE: Suicide - by IATIA - December 14, 2014 at 8:17 pm
RE: Suicide - by Ryantology - December 14, 2014 at 8:12 pm
RE: Suicide - by Drich - December 14, 2014 at 11:54 pm
RE: Suicide - by dyresand - December 14, 2014 at 11:56 pm
RE: Suicide - by Ryantology - December 15, 2014 at 2:59 am
RE: Suicide - by Drich - December 16, 2014 at 9:30 pm
RE: Suicide - by Ryantology - December 16, 2014 at 10:26 pm
RE: Suicide - by Drich - December 16, 2014 at 11:48 pm
RE: Suicide - by IATIA - December 17, 2014 at 12:09 am
RE: Suicide - by Drich - December 17, 2014 at 12:24 am
RE: Suicide - by IATIA - December 17, 2014 at 12:13 pm
RE: Suicide - by Drich - December 18, 2014 at 12:01 am
RE: Suicide - by IATIA - December 18, 2014 at 12:45 am
RE: Suicide - by Drich - December 18, 2014 at 12:55 am
RE: Suicide - by IATIA - December 18, 2014 at 2:07 am
RE: Suicide - by Angrboda - December 18, 2014 at 12:45 pm
RE: Suicide - by Ryantology - December 17, 2014 at 12:32 am
RE: Suicide - by Drich - December 17, 2014 at 3:08 am
RE: Suicide - by IATIA - December 16, 2014 at 10:50 pm
RE: Suicide - by dyresand - December 16, 2014 at 11:08 pm
RE: Suicide - by Tonus - December 17, 2014 at 6:25 am
RE: Suicide - by Angrboda - December 17, 2014 at 4:29 pm
RE: Suicide - by paulpablo - December 17, 2014 at 12:18 am
RE: Suicide - by IATIA - December 14, 2014 at 11:08 am
RE: Suicide - by Drich - December 14, 2014 at 11:17 am
RE: Suicide - by Thumpalumpacus - December 14, 2014 at 10:09 pm
RE: Suicide - by dyresand - December 14, 2014 at 10:21 pm
RE: Suicide - by robvalue - December 14, 2014 at 11:09 am
RE: Suicide - by Tonus - December 14, 2014 at 11:19 am
RE: Suicide - by IATIA - December 14, 2014 at 11:19 am
RE: Suicide - by Drich - December 14, 2014 at 11:43 am
RE: Suicide - by Aoi Magi - December 14, 2014 at 11:44 am
RE: Suicide - by robvalue - December 14, 2014 at 11:45 am
RE: Suicide - by Drich - December 14, 2014 at 11:45 am
RE: Suicide - by Cyberman - December 14, 2014 at 12:19 pm
RE: Suicide - by IATIA - December 14, 2014 at 12:15 pm
RE: Suicide - by robvalue - December 14, 2014 at 12:21 pm
RE: Suicide - by Kitty Galore - December 15, 2014 at 10:42 pm
RE: Suicide - by robvalue - December 16, 2014 at 1:38 am
RE: Suicide - by Brakeman - December 14, 2014 at 12:23 pm
RE: Suicide - by robvalue - December 14, 2014 at 12:24 pm
RE: Suicide - by Godschild - December 14, 2014 at 7:50 pm
RE: Suicide - by Cyberman - December 14, 2014 at 7:56 pm
RE: Suicide - by Drich - December 14, 2014 at 8:00 pm
RE: Suicide - by Tonus - December 15, 2014 at 6:32 am
RE: Suicide - by Drich - December 15, 2014 at 10:18 pm
RE: Suicide - by Thumpalumpacus - December 15, 2014 at 10:25 pm
RE: Suicide - by Drich - December 16, 2014 at 10:19 am
RE: Suicide - by Thumpalumpacus - December 16, 2014 at 11:26 am
RE: Suicide - by KevinM1 - December 16, 2014 at 1:34 pm
RE: Suicide - by Brakeman - December 16, 2014 at 1:38 pm
RE: Suicide - by Drich - December 16, 2014 at 9:10 pm
RE: Suicide - by IATIA - December 16, 2014 at 9:15 pm
RE: Suicide - by Brakeman - December 15, 2014 at 10:30 pm
RE: Suicide - by Tonus - December 16, 2014 at 6:24 am
RE: Suicide - by Drich - December 16, 2014 at 8:44 pm
RE: Suicide - by Tonus - December 16, 2014 at 9:28 pm
RE: Suicide - by Cyberman - December 14, 2014 at 8:01 pm
RE: Suicide - by Drich - December 14, 2014 at 8:10 pm
RE: Suicide - by Cyberman - December 14, 2014 at 8:15 pm
RE: Suicide - by The Valkyrie - December 14, 2014 at 8:15 pm
RE: Suicide - by Drich - December 15, 2014 at 12:13 am
RE: Suicide - by Brakeman - December 15, 2014 at 8:23 am
RE: Suicide - by Drich - December 15, 2014 at 10:45 pm
RE: Suicide - by IATIA - December 15, 2014 at 10:50 pm
RE: Suicide - by Brakeman - December 15, 2014 at 11:16 pm
RE: Suicide - by Brakeman - December 14, 2014 at 9:57 pm
RE: Suicide - by dyresand - December 14, 2014 at 10:04 pm
RE: Suicide - by dyresand - December 14, 2014 at 9:12 pm
RE: Suicide - by IATIA - December 14, 2014 at 10:07 pm
RE: Suicide - by Cyberman - December 15, 2014 at 4:01 am
RE: Suicide - by robvalue - December 15, 2014 at 6:49 am
RE: Suicide - by abaris - December 15, 2014 at 7:40 am
RE: Suicide - by robvalue - December 15, 2014 at 7:42 am
RE: Suicide - by robvalue - December 15, 2014 at 8:54 am
RE: Suicide - by KevinM1 - December 15, 2014 at 3:19 pm
RE: Suicide - by Ryantology - December 16, 2014 at 2:44 am
RE: Suicide - by Cyberman - December 16, 2014 at 3:30 am
RE: Suicide - by Ryantology - December 16, 2014 at 8:47 pm
RE: Suicide - by robvalue - December 17, 2014 at 3:26 am
RE: Suicide - by robvalue - December 17, 2014 at 4:31 pm
RE: Suicide - by robvalue - December 18, 2014 at 4:40 am
RE: Suicide - by Thumpalumpacus - December 18, 2014 at 5:10 am
RE: Suicide - by Ryantology - December 18, 2014 at 2:43 pm

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