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[Aoi Magi]

When I was ten, I saw this guy saw a woman in half.  Pretty cool.

But, when I was older and tried it myself, she screamed a LOT and there was like blood and guts everywhere, and it was really hard work, especially with all the screaming.

What did I do wrong?

You, my novice friend skipped the very first step, that is making sure your victim assistant cannot scream or offer any form of resistance by "hypnotizing" them.

Eh? you don't know how to hypnotize?
Well the process might seem bit complicated to a novice, but with practice anybody can do it! The trick is to make sure they don't notice the syringe hidden in your palm untill they have already been paralyzed....