I've always considered Islam to be a western religion, considering that it comes from the same base and a similar region as Christianity and Judaism. Also it's gone as far as west as Spain in Europe in medieval times. How about from a real eastern religion:
and of course:
Who said those absurdities? None other than everyone's favorite Buddhist, the Dalai Lama
Quote: Sexual misconduct for men and women consists of oral and anal sex.... Even with your wife, using one’s mouth or other hole is sexual misconduct.
Quote: As for when sexual intercourse takes place, if it is during the day it is also held to be a form of misconduct
and of course:
Quote: Using one’s hand, that is sexual misconduct
Who said those absurdities? None other than everyone's favorite Buddhist, the Dalai Lama