And we both know the reason you have to resort to that hypothetical story, snowy, is that you can't cite any real one. Perhaps when you can do that thing - which ought to be trivial, given the claims you keep making - then we'd have something of substance to work on. Until then, fairytales only please children. Very young ones at that.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'