(September 19, 2015 at 2:18 am)Parkers Tan Wrote:(September 19, 2015 at 1:57 am)Catholic_Lady Wrote: I have never farted.
(though I prefer to call it number three)
Then you have missed the joy of cropdusting a gaggle of unsuspecting folks.
Doling out the occasional 'dutch oven' is also good for the soul.