Even if the Christian god were real (it's not, but for the sake of argument), I, for one, really have no desire to have a personal relationship with it. And I think it's hilarious that it's presented as something special or noteworthy since it apparently wants a personal relationship with everyone. Like it's some kind of selling point.
"I was thirsty for everything, but blood wasn't my style" - Live, "Voodoo Lady"