If I believed in "God's" existence, I would be a theist. I am not labelled by what some random anonymous fartbrain wrote in a shit book, centuries before I was born, in a time when the wheelbarrow was the epitome of emergent technology.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'