What the bible says Hell is like

[dyresand]

So the God character was in the dark for who knows how many eons.  Then he got the idea that he should alter the darkness and create light.  That worked out OK so then he continued to make stuff that had never existed when he was in the darkness.  Billions of our years passed and then he got the bright idea to create man, but only on one microscopic planet in the whole universe. 

Man became a problem so he killed all life except for 8 humans and the animals they had with them on a wooden boat.  Then he decided to save man's souls from the lake of fire (which he created) and tasked one  very small group of Middle Eastern goat herders identified by mutilated penises on a speck of dirt on the microscopic planet to tell everyone what a great guy he is.  He even promised that people could become zombies if they believe in him and live in a gaudy bejeweled golden cube on a waterless planet without any darkness for eternity.  

Yep, for sure.

Yeah.... That's not what I believe. Good job twisting things together in such a way though. That would have been difficult for even me.

Faith in selfless Unity for Good.

He isn't twisting it he is calling it like he is seeing it. The only real reason why christianity is even still a thing.
I'll even expand on it. Why is it that only certain people actual met god and why not all of his followers whats up with that.
Because god only goes to i don't know 1 person at a time or some shit. And all of the bible is just made up and hearsay.
Oh so if i don't believe in god ill go to hell but i keep my free will which seems better than heaven. So in heaven i have to give up
my individuality, my free will, just to be unified with spiritual kim jong un. I would rather live in communism i keep my free will
i just have to make sure i don't piss wrong people. Where as in heaven you can't do jack shit but pray worship etc. And you know what the 
funny part is it's all  made up.