(July 4, 2020 at 5:36 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Here's one for the population control crowd:
'I have ten children, Groucho.'
'Why so many?'
'Well, Groucho, I love my wife.'
'Well, Jim, I love my cigar, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.' - You Bet Your Life
Boru
"I've learned to smoke with moderation: only one cigar at a time." (Mark Twain)
"The world is my country; all of humanity are my brethren; and to do good deeds is my religion." (Thomas Paine)