(July 4, 2020 at 11:03 am)Gwaithmir Wrote:(July 4, 2020 at 5:36 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Here's one for the population control crowd:
'I have ten children, Groucho.'
'Why so many?'
'Well, Groucho, I love my wife.'
'Well, Jim, I love my cigar, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.' - You Bet Your Life
Boru
"I've learned to smoke with moderation: only one cigar at a time." (Mark Twain)
‘Quitting smoking is easy. I’ve done it hundreds of times.’ (ibid)
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson