Why i believe Sanders needs to win

[God of Mr. Hanky]

So why don't we get a constitutional referendum circulating to completely do away with existing Congressional legal process, and while we're at it, the whole fuck-butter excuse for an electoral process too? Let's elect Sanders our President-For-Life, or our King, or whatever title applies to 3rd-World dictators these days (whatever the fuck the 3rd World is these days, it will be the envy of the US by the time this year is over). Because there's really no other way that the will of the American people can ever triumph again, no matter who is in office against the thugs who are installed in the system against us. The farce of democracy, at least for awhile, will need to be suspended for a bit while we descend on those fuckers, and make sure they won't be encouraged to come back by publicly fist-fucking them through the anus and making them taste it in their mouths (without removing fist from ass). Then they should be made to hop around on one foot, while singing "Yankee Doodle", or some other appropriately dopey old tune.

Oh, I just wish I were drunk or high on something right now!