Pornography Rule

[J a c k]

Ever since I suspect I have a human heart, I've toned down my posts from red hot chili peppers to plain ol' honey mustard. If it were a couple years back, I'd probably be doomed. Sheeeeyet. I have the urge to say something now probably edgy. Oops. I said urge. What's happening?!

Heh. Heh. I think we all need to relax and breathe deeply. Panic! I panic! 

Nah. We'll be fine. We just need it to sink in. I realize it takes a lot to set the stage. I get it. Doesn't mean it won't be difficult to get used to it, though. Please be patient with us.

Now everything I type I see as dirty. I feel like a Christian having sex. 

(Was anything in this post punishable?)

Literally the only thing that has changed is laying out the child pornography rule in a more obvious manner.

Porn, even in a literary sense, was already against the rules. I personally don't agree that a butt is pornographic but hey thems the breaks kid.

I could be wrong. I don't see us cracking down on a blueberry hill joke, but just the ones that are explicitly sexual. We'll see how things go. I'll be on my best behavior with you because knowing me I'm liable to have to ban myself

(Ivy struggles to breathe) Eeeeeeech! Eeeeeeeech! (Suffocating)
Wait. Some very old threads have sentimental value. Noooooooo! The one where I first became friends with Stimbo like three years back. I little piece of me is dying. I wonder if that piece is a nip? Naaaaah.