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[robvalue]

I will be having my interview today, in roughly 9 hours!

Terms have been agreed, as laid out here:

Rob

I have not been informed of what questions will be asked, so I have not prepared any answers. I will be being spontaneous.
My dog is a gobshite. I'll go in the garden to minimise noise from her. Apologies for anything that turns up.
I will try to be as open and honest as possible.
I will have already been sworn in on the nearest book of fairy tales for adults.
I have arranged for a pneumatic drill to be used on the road outside halfway through the interview.
I won't say anything without a lawyer.

Tiberius

Pass rate is 70% and all questions should be attempted.
There will be no questions about the 1830s because Rob was not present.
England is better than Scotland.
All questions will consist of 8 syllables and will be read in a sarcastic voice.
Rob's voice will be edited to make him sound like a stupid inbred farmer.
Some of Rob's answers will be switched to different questions.
Why are you still reading this shit?
Any opinions presented do not necessarily represent the opinions of Universal Studios. Why should they? If you're so interested, go and ask them.
No important lives will be at stake.