A few years ago the former governor, Rick Perry, arranged a day of prayer for rain.
Perhaps god's just slow.
God's to do list:
Let children in Africa starve - Done.
Appear on a toasted sandwich - Done.
Talk to Donald trump - Cancelled. Man's a maniac!
Send rain to Texas - fuck, that was four years ago! Better do something now!
Perhaps god's just slow.
God's to do list:
Let children in Africa starve - Done.
Appear on a toasted sandwich - Done.
Talk to Donald trump - Cancelled. Man's a maniac!
Send rain to Texas - fuck, that was four years ago! Better do something now!
Dying to live, living to die.