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Farting should not be allowed in public

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Farting should not be allowed in public
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RE: Farting should not be allowed in public
March 2, 2018 at 7:35 am
(February 28, 2018 at 11:01 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: Seriously.

When a person farts, microscopic poop particles come out of their butt. In that sense, farting is no different from pooping because poop comes out of your butt when you fart. So, when you feel the urge to poop, do you squat down wherever you are and take a dump in front of other people? No.

This is what separates us from the animals, folks. Farting in public is offenssive.

This only applies to men and only if they are free balling. Underwear is specially designed to trap those poop/fart particles. We're safe here. *sigh. Have you learned nothing I've tried to teach you, young lady?
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Farting should not be allowed in public

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Farting should not be allowed in public - by Catholic_Lady - February 28, 2018 at 11:01 pm
RE: Farting should not be allowed in public - by SteelCurtain - February 28, 2018 at 11:02 pm
RE: Farting should not be allowed in public - by LadyForCamus - February 28, 2018 at 11:18 pm
RE: Farting should not be allowed in public - by vorlon13 - February 28, 2018 at 11:16 pm
RE: Farting should not be allowed in public - by vorlon13 - February 28, 2018 at 11:18 pm
RE: Farting should not be allowed in public - by Jenny A - February 28, 2018 at 11:21 pm
RE: Farting should not be allowed in public - by chimp3 - March 1, 2018 at 12:14 am
RE: Farting should not be allowed in public - by chimp3 - March 1, 2018 at 1:12 am
RE: Farting should not be allowed in public - by vorlon13 - March 1, 2018 at 10:26 am
RE: Farting should not be allowed in public - by chimp3 - March 1, 2018 at 8:21 pm
RE: Farting should not be allowed in public - by Joods - March 2, 2018 at 7:35 am
RE: Farting should not be allowed in public - by Succubus - March 2, 2018 at 11:22 am

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