Just some things I’d like to know about you.

[brewer]

Dragon, unicorn, or turkey?
Turkey, Honkey Turkey.

How old do you wish you were?
Benjamin Button old. 

Do you like cake?
Only as an application. 

Hot pink, dark greenish brown, or tan?
Hot pink, most likely to have the lowest bacteria load. 

Do you sleep with or without socks?
Are you willing to make a second account?

Do you have any moles? Where?

Guess. 

Do you sit or hover over public toilet seats?
Depends if they are occupied. 

How often do you play air guitar?
I haven't had a teacher. 

Do you think increasing the frequency of air guitaring will improve your life?
No

Carrots, jelly, or rutabaga?
Can't the former and latter be jellied so that I can have all three?

What is the last thing you cooked?
Cheese. 

Do you have any interesting superstitions?
Yes, if people don't pay attention to me I'll be ignored.

What would you do for a Klondike bar?
Travel. 

What's your favorite year from before you were born? Why?
Conception year. 

Apples or tennis shoes?
They're sneakers damn it. 

Which is your favorite finger? Why?
The one without scrapings underneath the nail. 

Do you like answering questions about answering questions?
Wut?

When you play air guitar do you nod your head?
Only once.