Just some things I’d like to know about you.

[KevinM1]

Things I want to know about you:


Dragon, unicorn, or turkey?

Dragon

How old do you wish you were?

Somewhere in my 20s

Do you like cake?

Yes

Hot pink, dark greenish brown, or tan?

...is neither an option?  I guess hot pink, since it reminds me of the 1980s

Do you sleep with or without socks?

Without

Do you have any moles? Where?

Yes, in various places

Do you sit or hover over public toilet seats?

Neither.  One of the benefits of requiring a wheelchair is never having to use a public bathroom

How often do you play air guitar?

Sometimes, but I’m very picky about music... I tend to dislike most of what I hear

Do you think increasing the frequency of air guitaring will improve your life?

Not as much as winning Powerball

Carrots, jelly, or rutabaga?

Carrots

What is the last thing you cooked?

Nothing... can’t cook

Do you have any interesting superstitions?

Not really.  I don’t think I’m superstitious

What would you do for a Klondike bar?

Nothing... I hate mint

What's your favorite year from before you were born? Why?

All of the years before my existence are deficient because they lack me

Seriously, though, I can’t think of a specific year, but I’d love to be able to time travel back to ancient Egypt and/or China

Apples or tennis shoes?

Apples

Which is your favorite finger? Why?

Middle, for obvious reasons

Do you like answering questions about answering questions?

Depends on who’s asking

When you play air guitar do you nod your head?

Of course... who doesn’t?