Just some things I’d like to know about you.

[Mystic]

Dragon, unicorn, or turkey?

How old do you wish you were?  35

Do you like cake? 
who the fuck doesn't like cake?


Hot pink, dark greenish brown, or tan?

Do you sleep with or without socks?  

Do you have any moles? Where?  No

Do you sit or hover over public toilet seats?

How often do you play air guitar?  Never

Do you think increasing the frequency of air guitaring will improve your life?  N/A

Carrots, jelly, or rutabaga?

What is the last thing you cooked?  Chicken cutlets Milanese

Do you have any interesting superstitions?  No

What would you do for a Klondike bar?  Get off my ass and walk to the freezer.

What's your favorite year from before you were born? Why?   1789   French Revolution

Apples or tennis shoes?

Which is your favorite finger? Why?  My 'fuck you' finger and the answer should be obvious.

Do you like answering questions about answering questions?  No

When you play air guitar do you nod your head?   N/A

I'm surprised you answered this. You made me smile.