Bill Cosby Guilty!

[Rev. Rye]

People always knew he was guilty. I mean they even made an urban dictionary definition of what a bill cosby is.

Well, at least after the Hannibal Burress video went viral; Honestly, the first time I heard about the allegations was on Drawn Together shortly after the original 2006 suit. One episode had a Bill Cosby cameo where, after Captain Hero's inbred son ate an entire reservoir of banana pudding, Bill Cosby claimed he'd just be another unemployed sexual predator without it. In another episode, some barely-concealed expies of Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids allegedly gang-raped Foxxy, and, after she has Fat Allen in a corner, he insists "we're not Bill Cosby, we're just his creations!" Looking it up on Wikipedia, I found out about them, found they had been settled out of court, and I just let it go at that and assumed, in my naivete that the fact that they managed to settle it meant nothing happened (I have since become more knowledgeable about this sort of thing in the intervening decade). Then, eight years later, the avalanche of accusers comes along and I start to rethink that.

Looking up the Urban Dictionary defintions (there are loads of them, I can't sort them by date, and I don't want to look through them all), it seems most of the pre-Burress definitions were non-sexual. There were some that might have potential tangential relation to what he was accused of, but most seemed to be oblivious.