I had a long spiritual journey last night as I used my sacred array of crystals and Enya cd, I was able to reach the one true and only god, FSM.
Verily he said this onto me; "MK is a lost soul and I foresee no redemption in his path, his false prophet has led him to 100 millenniums of eternal boiling in the unrelenting fires, but fret not for after he will be cleansed and enter my kingdom. Let my children in the realm known as AF Forums know I love them and will welcome who avoided the false doctrines into my warm noodly arms."
I faded back from my astral journey and give onto you MK, you poor lost sheep my final offer of salvation.
RAmen
Verily he said this onto me; "MK is a lost soul and I foresee no redemption in his path, his false prophet has led him to 100 millenniums of eternal boiling in the unrelenting fires, but fret not for after he will be cleansed and enter my kingdom. Let my children in the realm known as AF Forums know I love them and will welcome who avoided the false doctrines into my warm noodly arms."
I faded back from my astral journey and give onto you MK, you poor lost sheep my final offer of salvation.
RAmen
"For the only way to eternal glory is a life lived in service of our Lord, FSM; Verily it is FSM who is the perfect being the name higher than all names, king of all kings and will bestow upon us all, one day, The great reclaiming" -The Prophet Boiardi-
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