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You might be a douchebag...

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You might be a douchebag...
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RE: You might be a douchebag...
February 10, 2011 at 11:04 pm (This post was last modified: February 10, 2011 at 11:09 pm by Oldandeasilyconfused.)
(February 10, 2011 at 4:53 pm)theVOID Wrote: You wear cargo pants with nothing in the pockets...


Are a complete stranger and say "G'day Tex" because I'm wearing my black Akubra.

You use a cell phone within my hearing

Live in the suburbs,own and drive a 4x4.

You knock on my door;

9 am on a Sunday for any reason except to tell me( 1)my dogs are out or (2) my house is on fire.

I'm at a party,don't know you and you say to me "have you heard the good news?" If the good news is not (1)
hot free donuts or(2) "you have won $15 million on Cross Lotto," I may say something unkind.


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Me and my Black Akubra: (xmas day2009)

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You might be a douchebag... - by Ryft - February 10, 2011 at 1:43 am
RE: You might be a douchebag... - by KichigaiNeko - February 10, 2011 at 2:10 am
RE: You might be a douchebag... - by Violet - February 10, 2011 at 2:12 am
RE: You might be a douchebag... - by KichigaiNeko - February 10, 2011 at 2:54 am
RE: You might be a douchebag... - by fr0d0 - February 10, 2011 at 3:26 am
RE: You might be a douchebag... - by KichigaiNeko - February 10, 2011 at 3:35 am
RE: You might be a douchebag... - by Ryft - February 10, 2011 at 4:59 am
RE: You might be a douchebag... - by KichigaiNeko - February 10, 2011 at 5:05 am
RE: You might be a douchebag... - by Ryft - February 10, 2011 at 5:07 am
RE: You might be a douchebag... - by KichigaiNeko - February 10, 2011 at 5:15 am
RE: You might be a douchebag... - by Dotard - February 10, 2011 at 7:29 am
RE: You might be a douchebag... - by Rhizomorph13 - February 10, 2011 at 3:26 pm
RE: You might be a douchebag... - by Dotard - February 10, 2011 at 11:20 pm
RE: You might be a douchebag... - by fr0d0 - February 10, 2011 at 3:58 pm
RE: You might be a douchebag... - by theVOID - February 10, 2011 at 4:53 pm
RE: You might be a douchebag... - by padraic - February 10, 2011 at 11:04 pm
RE: You might be a douchebag... - by theVOID - February 10, 2011 at 11:19 pm
RE: You might be a douchebag... - by theVOID - February 10, 2011 at 11:34 pm
RE: You might be a douchebag... - by Dotard - February 11, 2011 at 9:17 am
RE: You might be a douchebag... - by Violet - February 13, 2011 at 4:28 pm
RE: You might be a douchebag... - by Minimalist - February 11, 2011 at 12:04 am
RE: You might be a douchebag... - by padraic - February 11, 2011 at 4:09 am
RE: You might be a douchebag... - by KichigaiNeko - February 11, 2011 at 5:38 am
RE: You might be a douchebag... - by Rhizomorph13 - February 13, 2011 at 11:53 am
RE: You might be a douchebag... - by Edwardo Piet - February 11, 2011 at 7:56 am
RE: You might be a douchebag... - by thesummerqueen - February 11, 2011 at 8:25 am
RE: You might be a douchebag... - by KichigaiNeko - February 11, 2011 at 9:00 am
RE: You might be a douchebag... - by padraic - February 11, 2011 at 9:11 am
RE: You might be a douchebag... - by thesummerqueen - February 11, 2011 at 9:19 am
RE: You might be a douchebag... - by HeyItsZeus - February 13, 2011 at 2:56 pm
RE: You might be a douchebag... - by Zen Badger - February 20, 2011 at 4:48 am
RE: You might be a douchebag... - by KichigaiNeko - February 20, 2011 at 4:50 am

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