RE: How to pray based on the Quran alone: prayer in Islam as I understand it
December 21, 2019 at 2:29 am
(This post was last modified: December 21, 2019 at 3:25 am by Nay_Sayer.)
Here is how to pray Pastafarian style:
1: Sit/Stand/Kneel/Cartwheel/Whatever
2: Grab a beer/soda/water or favorite liquid drink
3: Toast to FSM's glorious noodles and infinite wisdom
4: Reflect fondly on those lost who cannot be there to toast with you
5: Enjoy your drink
6: Laugh at the false religions making themselves look silly
This is to be done whenever the mood strikes you.
1: Sit/Stand/Kneel/Cartwheel/Whatever
2: Grab a beer/soda/water or favorite liquid drink
3: Toast to FSM's glorious noodles and infinite wisdom
4: Reflect fondly on those lost who cannot be there to toast with you
5: Enjoy your drink
6: Laugh at the false religions making themselves look silly
This is to be done whenever the mood strikes you.
"For the only way to eternal glory is a life lived in service of our Lord, FSM; Verily it is FSM who is the perfect being the name higher than all names, king of all kings and will bestow upon us all, one day, The great reclaiming" -The Prophet Boiardi-
Conservative trigger warning.