RE: Fire Marshall BILL, Inspired by another thread.
July 15, 2020 at 11:51 pm
(This post was last modified: July 15, 2020 at 11:53 pm by Fireball.)
OK, I heard this as "Jewish" from a Jewish friend, but I'll clean it up, because this sort of thing is nowhere near confined to those of the Jewish faith-
What does a (pick your ethnic/religious/color/sex person) American Princess make for dinner? Reservations.
On that note, when my eldest son was about 7 YO, my wife was going to her cousin's wedding out of town and was going to be gone for 10 days. He started bawling, "We're going to starve!". Never mind that I'd made many a meal for the family. Quelle surprise, nobody died of starvation. Though I will say that she went alone because we didn't have enough money for all five of us to gallivant all the way across the continent for a cousin's wedding, (whom I thought was a pretentious ass, anyway).
What does a (pick your ethnic/religious/color/sex person) American Princess make for dinner? Reservations.
On that note, when my eldest son was about 7 YO, my wife was going to her cousin's wedding out of town and was going to be gone for 10 days. He started bawling, "We're going to starve!". Never mind that I'd made many a meal for the family. Quelle surprise, nobody died of starvation. Though I will say that she went alone because we didn't have enough money for all five of us to gallivant all the way across the continent for a cousin's wedding, (whom I thought was a pretentious ass, anyway).
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.