OLB apparently:
"Hi, I'm Bob."
"Excuse me. Let me see your driver's license. I want to know that's your real name."
"Uhhh... are you a cop? Cause I'm pretty sure I don't have to show you my driver's license."
"LET ME SEE IT!"
"*sigh* FINE! Geez, weirdo..."
"Ahem! Here it says your name is ROBERT. Not Bob. That's not the name on your driver's license. So I'll be calling you Robert from now on."
"Is this guy fucking serious?"
"Hi, I'm Bob."
"Excuse me. Let me see your driver's license. I want to know that's your real name."
"Uhhh... are you a cop? Cause I'm pretty sure I don't have to show you my driver's license."
"LET ME SEE IT!"
"*sigh* FINE! Geez, weirdo..."
"Ahem! Here it says your name is ROBERT. Not Bob. That's not the name on your driver's license. So I'll be calling you Robert from now on."
"Is this guy fucking serious?"
"Tradition" is just a word people use to make themselves feel better about being an asshole.