Benevolent Creator God?

[Ravenshire]

I was raised in a Catholic family, I was baptized and confirmed in the Church, attended Catholic school (for 12 horrifying years) and did post-graduate work at a largely Catholic university.

So, yeah. I think I know better than you.

Boru

The "horrifying years" part means you didn't learn anything from 12 years of Catholic school.

It means he learned all the important bits you failed to learn.

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Your gawd didn't even know where Adam and Eve were hiding after they chowed down on the apples.

Yes He did. When He asked, "Where are you?", it wasn't that He didn't know where they were or what had happened, it was said as a confirmation that He did, in fact, know what Adam and Eve had done.

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You've never read that nasty book of iron age myths... er.... the buy-bull, have you?

Yes, I've read it.

Have you? Or do you just vomit up the talking points they drilled into you in cathy-lick school? Based on your comments around here, the latter is far more likely.