Why do you care?

[Shell B]

Haha, this reminds me of something funny that happened to me last week. I was at a bar the night before Thanksgiving. I was supposed to be meeting up with a bunch of family members and my ex-husband, who is a very good friend. Well, I get there and he is with this girl I never liked. He was there to meet us and had run into her. They are only friends, but she has always had passive aggressive hots for him. In other words, he is oblivious to it and she makes an ass out of herself. Anyway, we are recently divorced and still going through the transition together and with our families. Neither of us are dating and we would NEVER plan to hang out around each other with dates. At any rate, this girl comes up to me, after months of me being CLEAR that I cannot stand her, mostly because she makes sandwiches at a local deli and ALWAYS fucks mine up. I used to love that deli, but I digress. She comes over to me and says that she thinks we should get to know each other and that I am a "great woman." (urk) I responded, "Why?" and she said, "I just feel like we should." I said, "This is really awkward." and walked away. She later came over to the ex and started rubbing against him yelling, "Dance with me." in front of my whole family. Of course, he gently pushed her away, but then she grabbed him and started full body hugging him. (Note: She's really haggard.) He looked uncomfortable, but I was getting pissed and my whole family was looking at me. So, I told her she had ten seconds to stop acting like a fucking slut or I was going to punch her in the face. She goes, "Why?" Fucking idiot. She knew exactly why. The whole point of this story is that underhanded shit people pull. That bitch didn't want to be friends with me and neither does this cock. I'm not falling for that shit. It's too easy to see right through. As in my odd experience with slut of the month, it's best to just be a bitch right off the bat, so they get that you're not missing the smell of bullshit in the air.